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June 02, 2012

i’m blue; if i was green, i would die.

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June 01, 2012
“can i get a jameson and ginger ale in the biggest glass you got?” (Taken with Instagram at TGI Fridays)

“can i get a jameson and ginger ale in the biggest glass you got?” (Taken with Instagram at TGI Fridays)

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June 01, 2012
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the bitch is back (Taken with Instagram at The Demons’ Den)

the bitch is back (Taken with Instagram at The Demons’ Den)

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May 31, 2012
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debating putting my last poop in this apartment on instagram

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May 26, 2012

smooth…creamy…delicate, yet…masculine.

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May 26, 2012
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1-900-555-YAPP

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May 25, 2012
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benkenjes asked: Bro come down to st mary's county I have a pool and beer

that is faaaaaar away. maybe.

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May 23, 2012
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i wish LEGO would bring back the wild west theme, but without the racism

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May 22, 2012
guinness in a pitcher, wutttttt? (Taken with Instagram at Rocket to Venus)

guinness in a pitcher, wutttttt? (Taken with Instagram at Rocket to Venus)

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May 19, 2012
part 2 (Taken with instagram)

part 2 (Taken with instagram)