December 2010
64 posts
i think
i’m gonna wear a suit and drink martinis all night.
i wish i was in chicago. cursive is performing domestica in its entirety.
drunk, as per usual
i could totally eat loaves of bread constantly.
i need to join a gym.
hammered, duh
went to mixies with tiny, atom, and ace. drank the equivalent of an entire bottle of jameson. went to dennys for the second time this week. i’m in love with that fucking mozzarella stick sammich. we’re eloping in the spring.
didn’t go to the strip club. asa lost his id for the like millionth time. probably for the best. i probably shouldn’t have gone anyway.
i think asa and i are going to excape tonight. any 21 year old friends want to come with?
last night
-went to see true grit with tony and phil
-watched walk the line with tony at the house
-asa got home, we drank a bunch of generic everclear and watched date night
-went to dennys. they have a sandwich that is mozzarella sticks and cheese slices on bread.
-watched the wild and wonderful whites of west virginia. makes me want to have an outlaw country band.
It's weird to think about weird fetishes
benkenjes:
But even weirder to think about the possibility of your parents being into them
YOU ARE NOW IMAGINING THIS
you ever think about how weird it is that you eat birds?
oh shit
on degrassi, this one girl i getting laser eye surgery but is ambiguously calling it ‘the procedure’. and this other girl thinks she’s talking about getting her tits done. wackinesssssss
drunk, duh
went to ottobar tonight to see tkos. their new songs sound pretty good. john love did a couple stick spins. classic john love. also, saw the very end of american womanhood’s set. what a surreal experience to hear a song that you used to play from a third-party perspective. anyway, i’m gonna watch food network til i fall asleep. can you make french toast with egg beaters?
if i die any time soon, there’s a 95% chance it’s from doing donuts in my work van.
if i checked into every house i go to at work, i would win foursquare.
shit that doesn't matter
i just completely ruined my new vegas game. need to start all over. don’t care enough to. still pretty(mildly) upset.
this one time
adam and i were at a stoplight next to a broken-door crossover. like three little kids were sitting on the curb and adam yelled, ‘you got in trouble!’ at them. at this time, the mom came over and started yelling at us for yelling at her kids. so, adam told her he was talking to his bluetooth, not at her in-trouble-ass-kids. i think of this everytime i see a car pulled over.
i wish i still skated.
for real though
tonight is a total lunar eclipse. let’s get super drunk and celebrate the winter solstice.
just woke up
doing dishes and making lunch to ‘this is happening’
i need to get one of those redwhiteyellow cables to hook my vcr back up. i’ve been thinking about blues brothers all day.
drunk, duh
i met three new people at the bar and actually talked to one of my bartender crushes after the bar closed. neat. i’m running out of snacks to eat.
olivia wilde in tron.
30 thousand 100 million
i’m really glad the heat in my apartment doesn’t work and none of the windows seal.
GUESS WHO TANKED THIS SEMESTER???
me!
every night this week at work i’ve met deer walking around residential neighborhoods. when i try to ask them what they’re doing out of the woods, they always run off.
if you type ‘will smith’ into the wikipedia search, it goes to a page that just says ‘is from the west coast’. which isn’t even right.
the black power ranger is in a bank of america commercial.
when juice is on tv is my favorite.
there was this dude at the bar who had the clothes of a goth prince, but the head of Loveless from wild wild west.
let’s go on a date.
wanted to go to mixies tonight, but i just got stuck standing by on a leak and prolly won’t get off work til after twelbe. boo. i wish i was a trashman.
making a pizza and trying to get the music from my ipod onto my new hard drive.